Banana Bread

The other night, The Twerp and I were making banana muffins. Near the end of mixing, she wanted to taste the batter. I had some on my fingers, which I let her lick off. She looked at me and asked, "can I lick the spoon, that taste-es like fingers?"

Things you don't hear everyday

"We ate the birthday avocado last night."

"Communal Cheese" (sparked by my friend's idea of Cheesegiving vs. Thanksgiving)

How come?

Why is it that every time I put lotion on my hands, I have to go to the bathroom? And then I follow by washing my hands. So then I should put more lotion on my hands. But by the time I get back to my desk, I forget and they become dry again. And by the time I remember, I'll have to go to the bathroom again. My life is starting to resemble "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"...