How come?

Why is it that every time I put lotion on my hands, I have to go to the bathroom? And then I follow by washing my hands. So then I should put more lotion on my hands. But by the time I get back to my desk, I forget and they become dry again. And by the time I remember, I'll have to go to the bathroom again. My life is starting to resemble "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"...